Harmless Body Weirdness Would You Rather questions
Silly, non-graphic body dilemmas that are immediately understandable and unpleasant in surprisingly equal ways.
What makes these choices difficult?
two harmless but impossible-to-ignore physical inconveniences. This set is designed for everyone, with a fun difficulty level. No option is presented as the correct answer.
- Would you rather have your feet fall asleep whenever a room becomes quiet, every weekend for five years or have your ankles squeak softly whenever you tell a lie, every weekend for five years?
- Would you rather have permanently cold fingertips whenever you become excited, twice a week without warning or have one grey hair return instantly whenever you tell a lie, twice a week without warning?
- Would you rather have your hair gain one centimetre whenever someone says your name, every weekday for one year or have one fingernail grow twice as fast whenever someone sends a voice note, every weekday for one year?
- Would you rather have one eyelash grow unusually long whenever you exaggerate, once a day without warning or have your voice rise one octave whenever someone sends a voice note, once a day without warning?
- Would you rather have one eyebrow grow twice as fast whenever you take a good photo, for seven days or have your hands become slightly damp whenever someone sends a voice note, for seven days?
- Would you rather have your knees click loudly whenever you tell the truth, whenever you are in public or have permanently warm palms whenever food is mentioned, whenever you are in public?
- Would you rather have your nose run slightly whenever money is mentioned, until your next birthday or have your cheeks turn bright pink whenever food is mentioned, until your next birthday?
- Would you rather have your ears turn bright red whenever you sit comfortably, every weekend for five years or have your ankles squeak softly whenever food is mentioned, every weekend for five years?
- Would you rather have your feet fall asleep whenever you become excited, twice a week without warning or have one grey hair return instantly whenever food is mentioned, twice a week without warning?
- Would you rather have permanently cold fingertips whenever money is mentioned, every weekday for one year or have one fingernail grow twice as fast whenever you become nervous, every weekday for one year?
- Would you rather have your hair gain one centimetre whenever a room becomes quiet, once a day without warning or have your voice rise one octave whenever you become nervous, once a day without warning?
- Would you rather have one eyelash grow unusually long whenever you take a good photo, for seven days or have your hands become slightly damp whenever you become nervous, for seven days?
- Would you rather have one eyebrow grow twice as fast whenever someone says your name, whenever you are in public or have permanently warm palms whenever everyone stops talking, whenever you are in public?
- Would you rather have your knees click loudly whenever you exaggerate, until your next birthday or have your cheeks turn bright pink whenever everyone stops talking, until your next birthday?
- Would you rather have your nose run slightly whenever you sit comfortably, every weekend for five years or have your ankles squeak softly whenever everyone stops talking, every weekend for five years?
- Would you rather have your ears turn bright red whenever you tell the truth, during your busiest hour or have your eyes water slightly whenever everyone stops talking, during your busiest hour?
- Would you rather have your feet fall asleep whenever money is mentioned, every weekday for one year or have one fingernail grow twice as fast whenever you hold something important, every weekday for one year?
- Would you rather have permanently cold fingertips whenever you sit comfortably, once a day without warning or have your voice rise one octave whenever you hold something important, once a day without warning?
- Would you rather have your hair gain one centimetre whenever you become excited, for seven days or have your hands become slightly damp whenever you hold something important, for seven days?
- Would you rather have one eyelash grow unusually long whenever someone says your name, whenever you are in public or have permanently warm palms whenever you notice it in a mirror, whenever you are in public?
- Would you rather have one eyebrow grow twice as fast whenever a room becomes quiet, until your next birthday or have your cheeks turn bright pink whenever you notice it in a mirror, until your next birthday?
- Would you rather have your knees click loudly whenever you take a good photo, every weekend for five years or have your ankles squeak softly whenever you notice it in a mirror, every weekend for five years?
- Would you rather have your nose run slightly whenever you tell the truth, during your busiest hour or have your eyes water slightly whenever you notice it in a mirror, during your busiest hour?
- Would you rather have your ears turn bright red whenever you exaggerate, for five years or have one fingernail grow twice as fast whenever you try not to laugh, for five years?
How to use this list
Choose an option before reading anybody else's answer. After the reveal, compare the reasoning behind each side rather than treating the majority as correct. Live totals on eligible question pages are first-party WYR HQ votes.