Absurd Everyday Chaos Would You Rather questions
Short visual questions built for laughter, screenshots and the friend everybody immediately imagines.
What makes these choices difficult?
two instantly visual forms of harmless public chaos. This set is designed for everyone, with a fun difficulty level. No option is presented as the correct answer.
- Would you rather have every stomach rumble produce a tiny round of applause, every weekend for five years or have every bag you open play a two-second laugh track, every weekend for five years?
- Would you rather have every sneeze include a disappointed sigh, twice a week without warning or have every wrong answer play a two-second laugh track, twice a week without warning?
- Would you rather have every chair you sit on trigger one second of dramatic music, every weekday for one year or have every blink make a tiny notification sound, every weekday for one year?
- Would you rather have every hiccup announce your current mood, once a day without warning or have every staircase you climb make a tiny notification sound, once a day without warning?
- Would you rather have every footstep activate a camera-shutter noise, for seven days or have every stretch make a tiny notification sound, for seven days?
- Would you rather have every door you open sound like a game-show buzzer, whenever you are in public or have every laugh produce a perfect car-alarm chirp, whenever you are in public?
- Would you rather have every awkward silence play through the nearest speaker, until your next birthday or have every cough produce a perfect car-alarm chirp, until your next birthday?
- Would you rather have every yawn sound exactly like your alarm, every weekend for five years or have every bag you open produce a perfect car-alarm chirp, every weekend for five years?
- Would you rather have every stomach rumble include a disappointed sigh, twice a week without warning or have every wrong answer produce a perfect car-alarm chirp, twice a week without warning?
- Would you rather have every sneeze play through the nearest speaker, every weekday for one year or have every blink add one level of boss music, every weekday for one year?
- Would you rather have every chair you sit on produce a tiny round of applause, once a day without warning or have every staircase you climb add one level of boss music, once a day without warning?
- Would you rather have every hiccup activate a camera-shutter noise, for seven days or have every stretch add one level of boss music, for seven days?
- Would you rather have every footstep trigger one second of dramatic music, whenever you are in public or have every laugh release a harmless puff of confetti, whenever you are in public?
- Would you rather have every door you open announce your current mood, until your next birthday or have every cough release a harmless puff of confetti, until your next birthday?
- Would you rather have every awkward silence sound exactly like your alarm, every weekend for five years or have every bag you open release a harmless puff of confetti, every weekend for five years?
- Would you rather have every yawn sound like a game-show buzzer, during your busiest hour or have every room you enter release a harmless puff of confetti, during your busiest hour?
- Would you rather have every stomach rumble play through the nearest speaker, every weekday for one year or have every blink play the first note of a national anthem, every weekday for one year?
- Would you rather have every sneeze sound exactly like your alarm, once a day without warning or have every staircase you climb play the first note of a national anthem, once a day without warning?
- Would you rather have every chair you sit on include a disappointed sigh, for seven days or have every stretch play the first note of a national anthem, for seven days?
- Would you rather have every hiccup trigger one second of dramatic music, whenever you are in public or have every laugh trigger a sad trombone, whenever you are in public?
- Would you rather have every footstep produce a tiny round of applause, until your next birthday or have every cough trigger a sad trombone, until your next birthday?
- Would you rather have every door you open activate a camera-shutter noise, every weekend for five years or have every bag you open trigger a sad trombone, every weekend for five years?
- Would you rather have every awkward silence sound like a game-show buzzer, during your busiest hour or have every room you enter trigger a sad trombone, during your busiest hour?
- Would you rather have every yawn announce your current mood, for five years or have every blink announce your name like a boxing champion, for five years?
How to use this list
Choose an option before reading anybody else's answer. After the reveal, compare the reasoning behind each side rather than treating the majority as correct. Live totals on eligible question pages are first-party WYR HQ votes.