Funny Would You Rather Questions
Funny, visual Would You Rather questions that are easy to understand and difficult to answer without laughing.
Best for
parties, group chats, streams and quick icebreakers.
How to play this set
Read each choice once, make everyone answer at the same time, then ask the person in the minority to defend it.
- Would you rather have every stomach rumble produce a tiny round of applause, every weekend for five years or have every bag you open play a two-second laugh track, every weekend for five years?
- Would you rather have your feet fall asleep whenever a room becomes quiet, every weekend for five years or have your ankles squeak softly whenever you tell a lie, every weekend for five years?
- Would you rather make every snack completely healthy but you eat beside the kitchen door, for your next hundred meals or queue twenty minutes for any restaurant but the meal is always exactly as expected, for your next hundred meals?
- Would you rather speak every language, but always sound like a beginner and trigger a loud notification each time, every weekend for five years or blend into any crowd, but nobody remembers meeting you and everyone knows when you use it, every weekend for five years?
- Would you rather complete your morning routine in five minutes but accidentally describe one at breakfast, whenever you have an early start or forget every dream immediately but begin each day very slowly, whenever you have an early start?
- Would you rather have every sneeze include a disappointed sigh, twice a week without warning or have every wrong answer play a two-second laugh track, twice a week without warning?
- Would you rather have permanently cold fingertips whenever you become excited, twice a week without warning or have one grey hair return instantly whenever you tell a lie, twice a week without warning?
- Would you rather get every food delivery free but everyone at the table notices, whenever you are paying or follow every recipe without shortcuts but the meal is always exactly as expected, whenever you are paying?
- Would you rather fly anywhere, but only at walking speed and never demonstrate it on request, twice a week without warning or redo one day, but choose it a month early and everyone knows when you use it, twice a week without warning?
- Would you rather wake fully rested after four hours but yawn through every social event, with no way to catch up later or nap only when genuinely exhausted but begin each day very slowly, with no way to catch up later?
- Would you rather have every chair you sit on trigger one second of dramatic music, every weekday for one year or have every blink make a tiny notification sound, every weekday for one year?
- Would you rather have your hair gain one centimetre whenever someone says your name, every weekday for one year or have one fingernail grow twice as fast whenever someone sends a voice note, every weekday for one year?
- Would you rather receive unlimited portions of your favourite food but the order or recipe is read aloud, every Friday night or wait exactly forty minutes for every meal but nobody judges your choice, every Friday night?
- Would you rather read minds, but hear thoughts in your own voice and receive only a ten-second warning, every weekday for one year or travel anywhere free, but spend normal travel time and receive only a ten-second warning, every weekday for one year?
- Would you rather have unlimited energy every morning but snore like a printer, every weekend or take thirty minutes to fall asleep but give up one evening hour, every weekend?
- Would you rather have every hiccup announce your current mood, once a day without warning or have every staircase you climb make a tiny notification sound, once a day without warning?
- Would you rather have one eyelash grow unusually long whenever you exaggerate, once a day without warning or have your voice rise one octave whenever someone sends a voice note, once a day without warning?
- Would you rather cook every recipe perfectly but you must share with anyone who asks, whenever someone else is paying or order your favourite food only once a month but nobody judges your choice, whenever someone else is paying?
- Would you rather undo mistakes, but remember both versions and lose access whenever you brag, once a day without warning or detect lies, but never know the reason and receive only a ten-second warning, once a day without warning?
- Would you rather take the perfect nap on command but crash completely at 8pm, during every holiday or gain energy slowly throughout the morning but give up one evening hour, during every holiday?
- Would you rather have every footstep activate a camera-shutter noise, for seven days or have every stretch make a tiny notification sound, for seven days?
- Would you rather have one eyebrow grow twice as fast whenever you take a good photo, for seven days or have your hands become slightly damp whenever someone sends a voice note, for seven days?
- Would you rather have every meal arrive instantly but the smoke alarm celebrates loudly, at every takeaway or keep every snack exactly as unhealthy but nobody judges your choice, at every takeaway?
- Would you rather teleport anywhere, but arrive holding everything you carried and keep a public total of every use, for seven days or master one language, but forget another and receive only a ten-second warning, for seven days?
- Would you rather fall asleep within thirty seconds but wake with one song stuck in your head, for the next seven nights or spend one peaceful hour getting ready but give up one evening hour, for the next seven nights?
- Would you rather have every door you open sound like a game-show buzzer, whenever you are in public or have every laugh produce a perfect car-alarm chirp, whenever you are in public?
- Would you rather have your knees click loudly whenever you tell the truth, whenever you are in public or have permanently warm palms whenever food is mentioned, whenever you are in public?
- Would you rather never wait for a restaurant table but someone watches your first bite, during every holiday or pay double for every delivery but every item is correct, during every holiday?
- Would you rather become invisible, but leave your clothes visible and everyone knows when you use it, whenever you are in public or run twice as fast, but squeak with every step and explain the ability to one sceptical person, whenever you are in public?
- Would you rather remember every dream clearly but wake at exactly 5am, whenever you sleep away from home or sleep eight uninterrupted hours but follow a strict routine, whenever you sleep away from home?
- Would you rather have every awkward silence play through the nearest speaker, until your next birthday or have every cough produce a perfect car-alarm chirp, until your next birthday?
- Would you rather have your nose run slightly whenever money is mentioned, until your next birthday or have your cheeks turn bright pink whenever food is mentioned, until your next birthday?
- Would you rather always receive the largest portion but one favourite extra is unavailable, and everyone at the table notices or eat every takeaway slightly cold but every item is correct, and everyone at the table notices?
- Would you rather see tomorrow, but never change what you saw and explain the ability to one sceptical person, until your next birthday or rewind one minute, but forget the original version and explain the ability to one sceptical person, until your next birthday?
- Would you rather never feel tired at work or school but announce the time aloud when waking, starting tonight or use five different alarms but follow a strict routine, starting tonight?
- Would you rather have every yawn sound exactly like your alarm, every weekend for five years or have every bag you open produce a perfect car-alarm chirp, every weekend for five years?
- Would you rather have your ears turn bright red whenever you sit comfortably, every weekend for five years or have your ankles squeak softly whenever food is mentioned, every weekend for five years?
- Would you rather make every takeaway perfectly hot but it leaves a slight toothpaste aftertaste, for your next hundred meals or queue twenty minutes for any restaurant but every item is correct, for your next hundred meals?
- Would you rather pause time, but your phone keeps running and use it only once a day, every weekend for five years or blend into any crowd, but nobody remembers meeting you and explain the ability to one sceptical person, every weekend for five years?
- Would you rather never need an alarm again but wear one item backwards, whenever you have an early start or forget every dream immediately but follow a strict routine, whenever you have an early start?
- Would you rather have every stomach rumble include a disappointed sigh, twice a week without warning or have every wrong answer produce a perfect car-alarm chirp, twice a week without warning?
- Would you rather have your feet fall asleep whenever you become excited, twice a week without warning or have one grey hair return instantly whenever food is mentioned, twice a week without warning?
- Would you rather make every snack completely healthy but everyone at the table notices, whenever you are paying or follow every recipe without shortcuts but every item is correct, whenever you are paying?
- Would you rather speak every language, but always sound like a beginner and never demonstrate it on request, twice a week without warning or redo one day, but choose it a month early and explain the ability to one sceptical person, twice a week without warning?
- Would you rather complete your morning routine in five minutes but yawn through every social event, with no way to catch up later or nap only when genuinely exhausted but follow a strict routine, with no way to catch up later?
- Would you rather have every sneeze play through the nearest speaker, every weekday for one year or have every blink add one level of boss music, every weekday for one year?
- Would you rather have permanently cold fingertips whenever money is mentioned, every weekday for one year or have one fingernail grow twice as fast whenever you become nervous, every weekday for one year?
- Would you rather get every food delivery free but one favourite extra is unavailable, every Friday night or wait exactly forty minutes for every meal but you eat in complete peace, every Friday night?
Common questions
What makes a Would You Rather question funny?
The strongest funny questions create two instantly visual inconveniences. Both options should be harmless, specific and embarrassing enough that people can imagine them happening.
Are these questions family-friendly?
This collection uses the family-safe lanes of the WYR HQ question system and avoids graphic, sexual or hateful material.